it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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