Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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