Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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