he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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