your room smells of hookers.
And success
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This is my gift to your gina
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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