thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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