she's into porn, im staying here tonight
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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