no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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