Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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