he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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