Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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