dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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