Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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