Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
it was like eating out sand paper
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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