You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Randomize
