I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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