I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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