if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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