elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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