Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
well you can't waste a boner
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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