I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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