we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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