i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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