I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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