thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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