If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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