She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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