Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading