umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!