i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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