So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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