i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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