these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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