? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Be still, my beating vagina.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
