the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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