He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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