Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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