he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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