Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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