i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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