what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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