the new term for farting is butt boxing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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