Christians are straight up FREAKS
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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