So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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