What a fucking waste of an outfit
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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