is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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