You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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