he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
vagina is talking i cant
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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