called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
well you can't waste a boner
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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