I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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