Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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