Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
