I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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