Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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